Would you believe it? I ate some chicken today... Tesco's cheapest chicken, with no flavour, a horrible texture and sense of gloom about it that saddened the heart of even the harshest gastronome.
So, garlic in oil, a chopped onion, mixed herbs, grated nutmeg, curry powder, pepper, chopped peppers (red and yellow) and a splash of bouillon stock, simmered for twenty minutes and finally augmented with a spoonful of honey and with a half a tub of natural yoghurt stirred in before serving. - Moderately tasty.
Accompanying this, came some rice cooked in water coloured with turmeric and sweetened with sugar, and some greens, lightly boiled and smugly soused in melted butter.
After this came the inevitable meringue (still going from Christmas), cream and the legendary sultanas in Jack Daniels.
Washed down with two glasses of white wine (Isla Negra).
I still feel stuffed, an entire 45 minutes later!